To preface, this was not my idea i was told to make a blog post and could not find anything to do cause the topic was so broad. So, i decided on an unfunny topic I was told to do by another student. I do not want to do this; I do not desire to make it this topic. I was forced, and I need help.
This is a story about a child named Skibidi Toilet, within this story we learn about skibidis life and struggles as he navigates his new life in Ohio. Skibidi was forced to move to Ohio in order to escape Fanum who was coming to tax their entire household, in order to be safe from Fanum Skibidi Toilets parents forced him to go on a plane and flee to Ohio to find safety. Skibidi struggles form the sadness of losing his family and to find a way to incorporate himself in the strange ways of ohio.
*The scene opens in skibidi toilets room*
<skibidis mom knocks>
Skibidi mom:”skibidi, skibidi toilet I know you’re in there we need to talk to you
<skibidi toilet opens the door>
Skibidi toilet: “Yes mother?”
Skibidi mom: “skibidi toilet, you know your father and I love you right”
Skibidi toilet: “yes mother I know”
Skibidi dad: “sit down son”
<skibidi toilet takes a seat on the bed>
Skibidi dad: “son we are moving you to Ohio”
Skibidi toilet: “WHAT”
Skibidi mom: “son it’s for your own good”
<skibidi toilet stands up>
Skibidi toilet: “why mom”
*music starts*
Skibidi mom (singing): “ son, you know fanum comes Tuesday<dad backup vocals “fanum comes tuesday”>, he’ll tax this entire place<dad backup vocals “the entire place”> we don’t want you to get t-a-a-axed so we’re moving you to ohio”
Skibidi toilet: “but what about you and dad?!”
Skibidi dad (singing): “your mom and I will stay, we’ll get fanum taxed in your place, we’ll put you on a plane. And you will fly to ohio”
Skibidi mom (singing): “you’ll learn to rizz up gyats, you’ll be a sigma too. Come now don’t be late, get on that plane to ohio oh-woah-oh”
Skibidi mom and dad harmonizing: “on the plane to ohio oh-woah-oh”
Skibidi toilet (singing): “I’ll get on the plane to ohio”
<skibidi toilet hugs skibidi mom as we fade out>
<change scene to the plane>
Skibidi toilet: “well here I am, I left my friends behind. And I’m not coming back, I’ll always be in ohio… fanum won’t find me here, I’ll never see his tax. If I just get on this plane, I’ll be safer in ohio”
<we fade out again and we are now in ohio, the plane is landing>
Flight attendant: “everyone can begin exiting the plane”
Skibidi toilet: “I’m here in ohio, such a wondrous place, i left my family behind but now I’m safe from all the tax.
<tone shifts>
Skibidi toilet: “there’s so much to do in ohio, I’ll rizz level 10 gyats, I’ll looksmaxx and I’ll edge, I’ll even try a grimace shake, and maybe be sigma. <tone gets more upbeat and faster>
Skibidi toilet: “I got this opportunity from my family and I’m here, it’s time to start my life, my new life here in ohiooooooo”
<lights go off as we start scene 2>
<scene 2: Skibidi toilet enters his house on Grimace Street>